biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

wolvemir:

I bet Snape loves bath bombs cause it’s like he’s in a giant potion

this was not a mental visual i welcomed or enjoyed

ruinedchildhood:

bensllo:

*gets excited about the story i’m going to act out in my head before i fall asleep*

goofy-ruthie:

anarcblr:

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

lytefoot:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

bethboxin:

Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.

New best reply.

martinidog:

reademmaduh:

only1600kids:

*gets penalty*
“that’s bullshit”
*watches replay*
“.. yeah okay”

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

danskdanskrevolution:

No screaming fans, no goal horns, no goalie chants - just the pure sound of skate blades digging into the ice and the sound of pucks being passed back and forth between sticks. Hockey fans, enjoy.

pocmemes:

stealthwave:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Like the tellar 

and the nellar 

and the gellar… 

me:

Originally posted by gifsnthangs

zapfittz:

from-your-ashes:

summerashes:

laysiaprincess:

pr1nceshawn:

Famous Disney Characters As Ethnically Correct Humans byPugletto.

I love this

Omg

oh my god

Yes

mikey-xoxo:

dankqueenofsadnessville:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

ME

death-by-lulz:

I am what I hate most in the world

i identify so strongly with this expression

silkcare:

we always talk about how pretty girls are but what about boys omg.

my boyfriend has the cuTEST little baby freckles that are sooooo light under his eyes and i stare at them all the time like wow. what a beautiful feature.

also when boys r soft when they wake up and have that deep voice and soft hair and pajamas on & they’re all warm ohmygoodness

don’t forget when they want 2 be held and they’re too shy or embarrassed to ask so they just kind of ,,,, slide ,,,, into the little spoon position

oh loRDT and the ones who’re obsessed w something like a specific video game or cartoon/show or something like that is so damn precious especially when barely anyone knows about it bc it’s ‘embarrassing’ for them and they trust u enough to tell u

anD o shit the way their arms look when they have a watch on like ,,,,, mmmmMMMMMM yes.

when they laugh. like. hardcore genuine cackle. devin barely ever does it but when it does i swear y’all i could cRY

smirks. bitch. yes.

i just. love. boys in sweatpants and sweaters and soft hair. pls. let me snuggle u while it snows or rains.

also giggles. ohmy.

when they have a self care routine. like yes. u angel. take care of u. don’t let anyone tell u caring for yourself is girly or gay. i love it and u.

feel free to add things.

i love boys fuCk especially mine even though he’s a bitch sometimes i adore him holy shit i cant wait to see him tomorroW

jlaw:

Set It Up (2018) dir. Claire Scanlon

pizzaotter:

anomalousdata:

floorwildcat:

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

JESUS FUCK

coolcatgroup:

I meant to type cat smirk in google images but it came out as cat smork

Smork smork