You just got to be the best thing for me
My boss worked a bit on Man of Steel and was telling me about Cavill and about how lovely and in love with his fiancee (?) he is. I was thinking of you the whole time.
UGH. Of course he’s lovely! sdf;lkjfal;sfjsakl; I don’t like his fiancee. She’s a show jumper, and there’s tons of evidence that she beats her horses. So, she’s been on my shit list for a while now. But, otherwise, thank you! I’m so happy you thought of me! If I ever meet him, I’m going to tell him how I came up with his (imaginary, hopefully future) fan club name, and it’s probably my crowning achievement in life.
EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE.
HONESTLY WHO DOESN’T LOVE KRISTIN BELL? THIS IS TOO CUTE FOR WORDS AND I LOVE HER.
UH-DORABLE.
This is actually me, no joke. I almost cried when I pet/swam with a dolphin for the first time in the Bahamas.
Fuck my shit… are you serious?
One Direction, Lawson, Tom Felton, AND Henry Cavill are all in LA at the same time! Why am I in school, why do I have a midterm tomorrow, why can I not teleport/apparate, why do I not have a million dollars? WHY?!
“For some reason, girls seem to think [being athletic] is unfeminine and they worry about being ‘pretty’,” says Watson. “But I feel the most pretty when I come off the pitch after a field hockey game and I’ve got pink cheeks and bright eyes. Sport really makes me feel good about myself.”
- This is probably the easiest game show in the world, even easier than Wheel of Fortune, because even I got all of the answers right and I am a drunk idiot.
- It’s also different than I thought it would be (?) because I thought it was just one contestant but apparently it’s one vs. ten. The person in the middle has to choose which contestants s/he wants to go up against and gets increasing amounts of money when one falls. I really want to be on this show so I can choose my opponents in order from dark skin to light skin because I think it’d be great to see who notices how racist I am.
- I’d also wear a really inappropriate skirt that would fly up when I drop.
- I would really like someone to .gif every person falling through the hole in the floor in slow motion.
- They explain how the game works after almost every single commercial break.
- They also do the math for you. “Kathryn has to drop ten strangers to win a million dollars. She’s already dropped five. She has to drop five more.”
- There was a guy on tonight who is a “ferry boat captain and nautical expert”
- The audience often chants “DROP! DROP! DROP! DROP!”
- The show ends by Ben Bailey saying “I’m Ben Bailey and I’m outta here” and then he falls through the floor.
- “Shut up, Ben Bailey” is probably the dumbest thing I’ve yelled out loud in an empty apartment.
“right what colour should we wear today lads”
“how about red”
“no my red polo’s in the wash”
“ok how about beige”
“can’t, my chinos have a hole”
“ok blue then”
“yep, i’ll wear my blue varsity jacket”
“i’ve got some blue plaid”
“blue polo it is”
“i’ll wear one of my zillions of blue striped shirts”
”..i have a blazer with a blue bit in the pocket?”
“that’ll do”
