July 2011
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And on Fridays we wear plaid
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Sergio didn’t wear plaid and Iker is like “He can’t sit with us. He doesn’t even go here!” Well. At least he didn’t forget the matching sunglasses.
Forgive him. He didn’t get the plaid memo.
HAHAHAHAHA. Dead. They are so Euro it hurts.
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I had my first HP dream in years last night.
This is the first time I’ve had one that I can remember where I was actually someone else.
I was Hermione. Harry, Ron and I had to save Snape from his evil roommate (not sure why professors would live with someone else, haha). He had been hit with a wandless form of the Cruciatus Curse.
LOL. Not really funny, but whatever.
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Random fact: When I see a spider I turn into Ron...
My family lives in what’s called a ‘duplex down,’ meaning that we have a two storey condo that includes the first floor of our building and the basement. I’m in the basement, so bugs thoroughly enjoy shacking up in my bathroom.
I often discover them admiring the shape and curvature of my porcelain bathtub. And because I can’t reach my showerhead in a state of sheer...
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Another big thunderstorm!
This really makes me want to go back to England! I miss all the rain, believe it or not. Everything is fresher and more vibrant because of it. And although it sounds cheesy, I appreciate the sun and nice weather as a result. The precipitation almost seems different there, too. It’s more bearable and quite nice to actually walk in. It may just be the fact that one’s in a foreign...
I hate cab drivers that don't know where your...
I’m like… Hello! I’m not paying you just for me to be your GPS! It’s not like my house is on some obscure back street at the very corner of the city.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: How's the iPhone working?
Dad: I'm getting better at it, but it's still frustrating me! It auto-corrected to a word I won't even mention!... It was a female body part!!!!!
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nathanssocalledlife replied to your photo
I am tempted to unfollow you.
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Please vote? →
Vote for my man, Max, in this random ass poll on Racked! Hahahaha. I will love you forever. He’s the best! Let me know if you voted, and I’ll give you a virtual hug, high five, cookie, etc.
I'm looking at my friends' Facebooks.
It’s 3:30am, and I’m getting really emotional about it. I miss the way things were 5 years ago, before I moved, before I stopped talking to a lot of them… the people I used to consider my best friends. I never stop thinking about them, but I’m so afraid they’ve forgotten me.
Wizarding World of Harry Potter to host 'A...
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Warner Bros and Universal Orlando announced today that they will host a ‘A Celebration of the Harry Potter Films’, which will include a viewing of all eight Harry Potter films from November 11-13, 2011, a huge gala event, and special appearances by cast and crew of the series (to be determined; it is assumed Daniel Radcliffe will be unable to attend due to his How to...
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Important life lessons that Clarissa did not even...
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How to give a blowjob
What to wear when selling your body on the corner
How to properly dispose of a murder weapon
What to do when your sex tape is leaked to the internet
How to get a sugar daddy
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Someone told me their life story today at work.
She basically spent an hour and a half telling me everything about herself except her social security number. I’ll tell you the best bits:
She’s a 50 year old woman who moved to England from Colombia 16 years ago, because she wanted to marry an Englishman (LOL. OMG. Why does that sound like me?).
She became pregnant by her future husband after two months of living there, and...
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