February 2012
My music taste makes up for my looks.
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If I Ruled The World (Acoustic) - Big Time Rush at Chicago’s B96, 2/24/12
I was waiting for Dustin or Kendall to bust out a ukulele.
theadventuresofjenna replied to your photoset: October 30, 2010: FYE signing, Natick, MA May 22,…
the signing was 2010. you did know me in may lawlz
FUCKING ASSBAG. I hate my life. Hahahahahaha. I keep forgetting it’s 2012, and that we met in 2010. WAT.
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fiapwns reblogged your video: Yuma the pig! Newest member of the Schmidt family!
Michelle why would you bring this back? why?
Just stab me, and leave me to bleed. This cruel existence I leadddddddd.
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BIG TIME RUSH SUMMER TOUR.
Where will the groupie sign in be? Put me down for every show. Thanks.
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ATTN: Kendall fans
fuckyeahkendallschmidt:
Please, no more questions regarding naked pictures of Kendall or Kendall’s penis.
If you MUST know, I have never seen Kendall nude and I’ve obviously never seen his dick so no I don’t know how big or how small it is, so stop asking about it.
I don’t have any nude photographs of him, and even if I did, I would NEVER post them on the internet for the world to see because...
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Yuma the pig! Newest member of the Schmidt family!
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Gucci Mane ends up in space.
rapindustryfanfiction:
Gucci Mane had no idea why he ate the magic beans. They were sitting there on the ground, looking not particularly appealing, but he had not eaten in some time.
Fortunately for Gucci Mane, his intuitions had been proven correct. The magic beans had cured his hunger. Unfortunately for Gucci Mane, the magic beans had also caused his body to increase in size to...
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confidenceinconfidencealone replied to your photo: “You say it’s over, it’s over, it’s over.” Best…
… In America that means “Peace”…. Yeeahhh. I mean, he could totally be saying fuck you, but seeing as they’re associated with a kid’s show I don’t think he would… Plus, he’s American, Fuck you would just be the middle finger.
Oh, I definitely think he would. Hahaha. The whole point being...
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Anonymous asked: what do you mean by kendall bought the shirt when he came into the store??? did you meet him?
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Anonymous asked: what was your feel when seeing tom felton's role in rise of the planet of the apes?
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“Why do the ladies wear a hole in their dress to show off the crack in their...”
– My 7 year old cousin watching the Oscar red carpet
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An excerpt from the best fanfiction I've ever...
You: choose? What the Fuck are you talking about?
James: You have to choose who you're going to date.
Logan: You can't make her decide that just right here and now she needs time to think.
Kendall: No, she doesn't need time I already know me and (your name) are meant for each other.
Carlos: No, we all know she's going to pick me.
James: No, she's going to pick me.
*James takes off his shirt as way to convince you to choose him*
*Kendall and Carlos do the same all trying to convince you*
You: You know what, Logan is right I need time to think.
*You get up and walk to your room with everyone following you but Logan who is giving you your space that you deserve*
Kendall: Sweetie, where are you going.
Carlos: Baby, don't leave me. I'll miss you too much.
James: Cuite, come back and sit with me.
You: Don't you turds understand I need some space and time to myself. It seems like Logan is the only one who understands!
James/Kendall/Carlos: NO! I understand!
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A typical conversation between me, @carabahniuk,...
Fia: Someone called Harry an outfit repeater. I laughed.
Me: It sounds like Mean Girls... Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Harry Styles' repeated outfits.
Jenna: Harry Styles takes his wig off when he's drunk.
Cara: Louis. You're wearing stripes. It's Monday. YOU CAN'T SING WITH US.
Jenna: Liam Payne is a grotsky little beeyotch. Niall Horan has a fat ass - WHO WOULD SAY THAT? Who wouldn't say that?
Fia: Zayn Malik made out with a hot dog? -OH MY GOD, THAT WAS ONE TIME.
Me: Harry Styles knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone. That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
gaymastersfromxfactor asked: you went to the One Direction concert right? how long did they play?
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Anonymous asked: what songs did One direction sing?
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lackofwill asked: how many songs did one direction sing at the btr concert?!
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niallsnandosgurly-deactivated20 asked: was there 1D merch at the concert?
wanderlalalalust asked: Did you use an iPhone for that video? Because it's amazing quality! lol :)
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Watch‘One Thing’ clip - One Direction (LOL, Niall’s scissor kick!) / From their first American gig in Chicago! I’ll post all of WMYB when I get home; the Tumblr app won’t let me upload it.
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