tomlinsoned:

“right what colour should we wear today lads”
“how about red”
“no my red polo’s in the wash” 
“ok how about beige”
“can’t, my chinos have a hole”
“ok blue then”
“yep, i’ll wear my blue varsity jacket”
“i’ve got some blue plaid”
“blue polo it is”
“i’ll wear one of my zillions of blue striped shirts”
”..i have a blazer with a blue bit in the pocket?”
“that’ll do”