synecdoche:

• This is probably the easiest game show in the world, even easier than Wheel of Fortune, because even I got all of the answers right and I am a drunk idiot.
• It’s also different than I thought it would be (?) because I thought it was just one contestant but apparently it’s one vs. ten. The person in the middle has to choose which contestants s/he wants to go up against and gets increasing amounts of money when one falls. I really want to be on this show so I can choose my opponents in order from dark skin to light skin because I think it’d be great to see who notices how racist I am. 
• I’d also wear a really inappropriate skirt that would fly up when I drop.
• I would really like someone to .gif every person falling through the hole in the floor in slow motion.
• They explain how the game works after almost every single commercial break.
• They also do the math for you. “Kathryn has to drop ten strangers to win a million dollars. She’s already dropped five. She has to drop five more.”
• There was a guy on tonight who is a “ferry boat captain and nautical expert”
• The audience often chants “DROP! DROP! DROP! DROP!”
• The show ends by Ben Bailey saying “I’m Ben Bailey and I’m outta here” and then he falls through the floor.
• “Shut up, Ben Bailey” is probably the dumbest thing I’ve yelled out loud in an empty apartment.

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   show. Seriously.

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   watch what have been deemed “good” comedies and...occasional drama,

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16. matt-t said: this is just some show that used to be on game show network slightly tweaked. i used to watch way too much GSN
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20. petehillhouse said: I feel like when they ask if the contestant wants to walk through the door or fall through the floor, they should make them fall no matter what. Preferably when they start to leave that platform thingy they’re standing on.
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24. hman said: You’re a drunk ROCKET SCIENTIST, you mean. (Oh man, I watched also - NO SHAME)
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