Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" One Direction style.
- Larry Stylinson: Dick, dick, dick in you. Thrusting to Elton John while I'm cumming on you.
- Zayn: Hair, eyes, high notes on cue. DMing your girl while she eating fondue.
- Liam: Cute, cute, cute on you. Watching Toy Story, making necklaces with glue.
- Niall: Steak, Chicken, Pizza on me. Sitting on a boat, wanking on Australian TV.