Just wanted to ask quick, what flavor of chapstick it is you kiss my ass with. // Hi, Michelle here. I love music, books, traveling, candy, a good glass of Sangria, and making people laugh.
Do you think it’s worth it for me to purchase film for my One600 Classic from The Impossible Project? Or would it be cheaper in the long run if I just purchase a new Polaroid camera (like the 300, or even a Fuji Instax) whose film is still being produced?
At this very moment, I would be cheesin’ (or looking like Quasimodo) for the camera. Hahahahahaha.
Let me just say this. I did not become a photographer to become famous. I did not become a photographer to sneakily get girls to take their clothes off. I did not become a photographer to kiss the asses of celebrities or musicians. If I think you’re a nice, chill, cool person to be around then I’ll treat you like a friend, if not, what-the-fuck-ever.
The only reason why we photographers get all this attention is because we take photos of the people you love, whether it be musicians, or actors, but especially musicians. The reason why we get this attention is because we tour with the artists, and soon develop friendships with them. Unfortunately some of these people take advantage of the people they know and work with to become “internet famous.” I didn’t get into the business to become fucking “internet famous.” Seriously. I use websites like Tumblr and Twitter as a platform to share my art, the places I’ve been and the people and things I’ve photographed.
“honestlybelieb MRS BIEBER @MikeTakesPhotos wow dont be a jerk, youre nothing special w/out justin.. stop acting like youre superior. feel blessed ppl actually tweet u”
This pisses me the fuck off. Obviously this person doesn’t know how much work in I put in before the biebs, and how I busted my ass to get to where I want to be. I COULD GIVE A FUCK LESS if people tweeted me or not.
Do me a favor, don’t get your panties in a twist if I don’t follow you. If I’m not following you, it’s probably for a reason. Don’t ask me where people are, where they’re going to be and what time they get in. It’s none of your business. Come to the show and have a great time. Don’t call me a jerk, I’m not fucking wikileaks. I’m not the paps and I don’t have the inside scoop. I take pictures. That’s it.
I know people are going to react to this in different ways, saying I’m making to big of a deal of this, or some supporting me. Whatever your reaction just remember I’m a person just like you, and I react to hurtful things the same way you do. The only difference is that while you’re sitting there all judging me like a bitch, I’m getting paid.
The last sentence. THAT IS ALL.
Bitches obviously don’t know what a camera looks like on the inside or how it works. -.-
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Why are you perfect, Stewie?
