"If I meet 5SOS again I need to touch Luke’s legs, Michael’s hair, Ashton’s fingers and Calum’s d**k"
THIS IS THE WORLDS MOST HILARIOUS GIF.
remember when michael gave us all permanent heart failure
drunk michael be like…
My netflix glitched again this time the Kardashians are in Pokémon. I don’t know if my sister should stop watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians or watch it more.
I feel like this was forgotten too quickly
When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you
TOP 10 MOST ATTRACTIVE HUMANS (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER)
10. Zayn Malik, teen heartthrob
9. Zayn Malik, human billboard for Big Tobacco
8. Zayn Malik, 2012 Grammy nominee for Best R&B Performance
7. Zayn Malik, Whole Foods employee of the month
6. Zayn Malik, highly regarded member of the New York literati
5. Zayn Malik, magician
4. Zayn Malik, X Games silver medalist
3. Zayn Malik, undeclared Oberlin freshman (leaning toward film theory)
2. Zayn Malik, founding member of the millennial Rat Pack
1. Zayn Malik, Dolce & Gabbana model
Ashton about Luke
I’m so happy