animalstalkinginallcaps:

OH, BRIAN, STOP IT. I LOOK TERRIBLE. I WAS AT WORK ALL DAY AND MY HAIR IS A MESS. I DO NOT “LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” AND YOU MAY NOT “TAP” THIS UNTIL I’VE HAD A SHOWER AND AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH.

TA DA.

OH MY GOD, YOU DID NOT RUN A BATH AND PUT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH IN THE SOAP HOLDER. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT? I AM GOING TO BLUSH TO DEATH AND THEN DIE FROM HOW PERFECT YOU ARE. 

(Source: meowmeowmaru)

So, Harold Camping was wrong about The Rapture (again). Oh well! It’s not the end of the world…

I LOVE PUNS! Hahahahaha.

Let’s make every worldwide trend Bieber-related! That would be badass!

You know it, gurl. :) I have a one-track mind. It will all work out in my favor. Well, fingers crossed anyway. HAHA.

I lost two followers…

…and the only thing I’ve posted since I’ve come back from spring break is a photo of Francisco. HOW RUDE!!!!!