A typical conversation between me, @carabahniuk, @fiapwns, and @theadventuresofjenna:

Fia: Someone called Harry an outfit repeater. I laughed.

Me: It sounds like Mean Girls... Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Harry Styles' repeated outfits.

Jenna: Harry Styles takes his wig off when he's drunk.

Cara: Louis. You're wearing stripes. It's Monday. YOU CAN'T SING WITH US.

Jenna: Liam Payne is a grotsky little beeyotch. Niall Horan has a fat ass - WHO WOULD SAY THAT? Who wouldn't say that?

Fia: Zayn Malik made out with a hot dog? -OH MY GOD, THAT WAS ONE TIME.

Me: Harry Styles knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone. That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

This really looks like a runway shot, hahahaha. Pug bag.

"It’s so important that a girl makes me laugh. She’s hot. Of course every guy likes the girl to be hot, which Selena is. But I like to mess around and pull jokes on people so I like to be around people who make me laugh and share my sense of humour. That’s Selena for sure. She is a really great person and I think she has the best smile in the world."

Justin opening up about Selena for The People

SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME THAT THIS IS FROM A FAKE TABLOID. SO IGNORE IT. KBYE.

Suggested by whoneedsthemanyway.

Subway humor…