The Pussy Song-Kendall Schmidt

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Just when I thought I couldn’t laugh/cry any more tonight, @celluloidheroez and her iPhone provide me with this gem.

I’m choking on my own spit, hahahahaha. Best part is that it was posted by someone with the username kevin-gnapoor.

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itsthejustinbiebershow:

i love you justin.

I almost choked on my lollipop. Well done.

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itscodysimpson:

oh my god. what.

WHAT. IS. AIR. Hahahahahahahaha. klsdjfa;lkfjdsaklfa

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-hotanddangerous:

jbieberside:

awkward.

by nest… does he mean.. ok i’m done. 

OMG. WHERE’S MY FAINTING COUCH? HAHAHAHAHA. I can’t even! He definitely knew what she was getting at, or else he wouldn’t have said ‘so warm’ twice. Epic tweet is epic!

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