

MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE. (Really just laughing about the fact that Justin must’ve read Kingsley’s tweet about the broad daylight booty call.)

Everything Kingsley is tweeting is so relevant; whereas, everything Justin is tweeting is beyond irrelevant.

“i dont know if they have math up there in canada, but 30,000 is not small. i was sittin up here thinking he was from fucking bum fuck egypt. i know some people that went to a high school where the graduation class was 9 fucking individuals. you’re gonna sit up here and tell me 30,000 is fucking small. justin bieber is a fucking idiot. an idiot who can’t do math”
HAHAHAHAHA. Kingsley will always be my favorite.
BUT! I have to say that I know where Justin’s coming from! I used to live in a town of 54,000 and I felt like it was small. It’s pretty funny that I thought that though, seeing as the surrounding areas were basically rural farmland that had more cows than humans.