moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

(via -theperfectmistake)

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(Source: lastnightatthepalmwoods)

My brother refuses to change the toilet paper roll when he finishes it, it’s time to play a game. :D

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

(Source: olvidare, via inhaleloveexhalehate89)

ihopebarackobama:

I hope Barak Obama doesn’t have troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match.

I’m waiting to see (no pun intended) how many people go blind because they’re amateur solar eclipse viewers. No, sunglasses do not help, neither does looking at it from inside a tinted car.

I’m betting a majority of people who experience eye problems from this will be American.