I hate my voiceee. Sometimes I just don’t give a shit, but I’ve been tired and stressed lately so it’s especially deep and OMG. Recorded it’s even worse…and then when I give presentations, it gets so monotone because I get nervous and ughhhh.

FML.

FUCK, MARRY, KILL. SEND ME 3 NAMES

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This kid I work with…

He’s sweet, but he thinks we’re actually BFFs. He only started working like two months ago. He’s Latino, and apparently for birthdays, the guys have ladies of honor or something… and he asked me if I would be his. I’ve had shifts with him maybe a dozen times, and it made me really uncomfortable when he asked. He’s gay, which normally would make me feel less awkward, yet it almost makes it worse, because he continually tries to talk to me and comments on Facebook at the most random times, etc.

UGH. What do I do0o0o0o0o?

UGH. What am I even doing with my life?

Everyone around me is loving life and what they’re doing… and I’m just sat here like, “Shit… I have so much to do! I CAN’T EVEN. No. Stop. Wahhhh!” I feel like it’s just this sick cycle; I love learning and I want to finish college, but everything seems like it’s too much for me. And the worst part is I know it’s all my fault.

Is it just me or…

does it irk anyone else when people carry their dogs? And I’m not talking about teacup or normally small breeds, but actual growing puppies who are capable of walking on their own four legs. They probably prefer to anyway, so they can sniff and explore to their heart’s delight. I mean, if you want a dog to hold, don’t get one that will quickly grow into a 50 lb. animal. IDK. I always see celebrities doing this, and I just don’t get it.

That awkward moment when the iCloud doesn’t do shit for you, because 99.9% of your library wasn’t purchased from iTunes.