The only thing that matters is what shoes he’s wearing. If he’s ruining this sexy semi-formal casual getup with some dumbass Vans or shit, Imma have a word with him.

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“Think of all the pussy you’re gonna get.” Well, you weren’t completely wrong, Haz.

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thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.

Cat Facts to the rescue.

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