STAP IT RAHN
Is it sad that I’m singing and dancing along? I do a badass running man and sprinkler.
This guy from high school has the most hilarious Facebook ever! He likes and/or comments on every single one of his own statuses and activities. He also chats about Teen Mom 2 on MTV.com and links his comments to Facebook. It’s incredible, hahahahaha.
The City, 2x12 | “Lost in Translation”
GPOY, hahahahaha. I have a massive head, and I hate taking photos with other people because everyone’s seems so small compared to mine. It makes me so self-conscious. FAIL.
Justin getting his haircut
Ryan: There’s not gonna be anything for people to wear on Halloween next year! What are they gonna wear? Last year’s Bieber haircut?
Kenny: YOU CAN’T CONTROL EVERYTHING, MAN!
Justin: I’m gonna close my eyes for the rest of this shoot.
Vanessa: That’s a GREAT idea!
Kenny: You can’t keep your eyes closed for 5 seconds— see, told you!
This video is only 2 minutes, but the dialogue is epic. HAHAHAHA!
Uh oh. There you are again. I warned you last time but you never listen. How many shots of Patron did you do tonight? How many cosmos and glasses of white wine did you sip until the problem started occurring? You were such a sweet intelligent girl and then BAM, all of a sudden you’re Courtney Love. Your breath smells terrible as you scream and butcher the words to Rihanna’s Only Girl in the World. You were cute and innocent and now all of a sudden you keep saying “mothafucka” and throwing up gang signs. Stop using the N word you aren’t black. How much do you weigh? 110? You thought you were cool keeping up with the others but you obviously have to reassess your tolerance level. Oh no, don’t go up on the bar please don’t…..I told you you would fall. Now your knee is bleeding. You smell like perfume, hairspray, sweat, and blood. Stop pulling on that guys shirt and falling all over him. You’re 24 and you need a babysitter. Nice underwear. Ok lets find your friend because she has your car keys. Wait a second, you have car keys?!?! No you are not going to be fine stop saying that. Where is your phone? Great… its dead. Who did you come here with? You really forgot all of your friend’s names? I can tell they really care about you by letting you tweek out in corner like this. Wow, you just puked. I feel bad for that guy with the baggy jeans and button down over there who’s about to make out with you. Oh no, this is an actually really important person to know and you’re slurring all of your words and telling stories that don’t even make sense. Can’t you see that he’s forcing a smile and trying to get his friend to pull him away from you?! You are actually a beautiful girl, but your intoxication is very unflattering. I understand you want to go out and have fun but you are turning into that girl that no one wants to go out with. Who is this guy you are getting in a cab with?! Can you hear me at all any more? Your mind is now black like the ending of the Sopranos. You are not even going to learn from this experience because you need to remember your mistakes in order to learn from them. Tomorrow you are going to reek of cigarettes, Jim’s cologne, latex, and regret. One day you will listen to me. I’m done now. See you next weekend.
This is why Vinny Guadagnino is the best Jersey Shore cast member! He actually has a brain! And ironically, this is exactly what I would like to say to several people.
We just need to take a quick minute and talk about the fact that Justin Bieber seems to be working on adding another skill to his already long list of talents — The Sexy Face. Tyra Banks calls it “Smizing,” Zoolander called it “Blue Steel,” but we just call it “The Sexy Face.” The Sexy Face is when you look at the camera like you have lasers in your eyes and/or like you’re thinking about the number pi. Let’s explore…
Here’s Justin Bieber giving us the half Smize/half Zoolander at the Brit Awards. Listen, Justin, we know you’re 16 and everything, but keep giving this face and they might actually let you register to vote or something. Also, where are your zits?! The voice of an angel and the face of a porcelain doll? Sorry, every other 16-year-old boy.
Do I really need to explain this? Um, is it legal for me to explain this photo? Here Justin Bieber’s chilling courtside at a New York Knicks game in all black everything (Jay-Z reference, get schooled!), just taking in…the scenery. I’m not going to say what I think is going on in that little “Baby” head of his. Hopefully just this:
This explains everything! Justin Bieber taking The Sexy Face stroll with Usher at the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards. J.Biebs and Urrrsher, otherwise known as the King and Prince of Swagtown. Not to be all 2010, but for real, hide yo kids.
Justin’s so tall omg. Ryan is 5’9, so I’d say Justin is 5’10! (:
LOL. IDK where you got that stat from, but Justin is 5’7”; therefore, Ryan is certainly NOT 5’9”.
Pauly D. and & JB
OMG fist pump and his deeper voice
“THINK OF ME AS YOUR WINGMAN.” Hahahaha.