aseaofquotes:

Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition

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heybialowas:

Instagram kids, we need to talk.

Please stop spamming people with phrases like “I follow back” or “like my photos for 20 likes”, and don’t even get me started on those fucking emoticons or shout out accounts. You’re ruining the experience for everyone. Put some effort into taking better pictures and not seeking attention.

theadventuresofjenna:

spookymanor:

a true friend is someone who remembers your “scene phase” but still pretends it never happened

True friends holla atcho girl.

The NATO Summit is being held here this weekend.

It feels like I’m in a spy movie! I’ve seen several government-issued vehicles (black Lincoln Navigators, of course) drive by with macho looking guys in suits and sunglasses inside.

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tamchan:

SOMEONE MAKE THIS PLEASE

1000rays:

Cato is that asshole in high school that takes gym class too seriously

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When someone gives your crush a flirty smile.

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