Beauty and the Briefcase (2010)
This is my life in a movie. OKAY.
Whenever David Beckham is on Craig Ferguson, I swear I can see Heaven. Hahahaha.

Craig Ferguson: What do you think happens after we die?
Carson Kressley: I hope we all go to, like, a big Neiman’s outlet in the sky where everything’s free! But, I don’t know!
Craig Ferguson: That’s a new theory, I haven’t heard that one before. Are you from any particular organized religion?
Carson Kressley: No, that’s just basically people with a lot of credit card debt!The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 6/9/11

I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?
LOL, HIS HAIR.
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