Beauty and the Briefcase (2010)
This is my life in a movie. OKAY.
Whenever David Beckham is on Craig Ferguson, I swear I can see Heaven. Hahahaha.
Craig Ferguson: What do you think happens after we die?
Carson Kressley: I hope we all go to, like, a big Neiman’s outlet in the sky where everything’s free! But, I don’t know!
Craig Ferguson: That’s a new theory, I haven’t heard that one before. Are you from any particular organized religion?
Carson Kressley: No, that’s just basically people with a lot of credit card debt!
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 6/9/11
FLAWLESS SHOW! Bruce is da man! And Troy sounds like Bobby Boucher’s father, hahaha.
Even talk show hosts love puppies!
“Spongebob! Are you trying to put me in the nut house!”
“No, just into this hole.”
GPOYAJB: Gratuitous Picture of Yourself and Justin Bieber. LOLOLOL.
I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?
LOL, HIS HAIR.