
This just made my morning. Precious child.

No, my friend was not trying to be funny. This is how he talks in real life. Only he could be this unintentionally hilarious and oddly endearing at the same time.

Unintentionally sexual tweet on my part during job training… and intentionally on his! HAHAHAHA. Awkward City. ls;dkfjas;klfjsal; ILY, MATTHEW.