does anybody else see that Kendall’s right arm is bigger than his left
he’s been alone for too long
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Just wanted to ask quick, what flavor of chapstick it is you kiss my ass with. // Hi, Michelle here. I love music, books, traveling, candy, a good glass of Sangria, and making people laugh.
An excerpt from the best fanfiction I've ever read:
- You: choose? What the Fuck are you talking about?
- James: You have to choose who you're going to date.
- Logan: You can't make her decide that just right here and now she needs time to think.
- Kendall: No, she doesn't need time I already know me and (your name) are meant for each other.
- Carlos: No, we all know she's going to pick me.
- James: No, she's going to pick me.
- *James takes off his shirt as way to convince you to choose him*
- *Kendall and Carlos do the same all trying to convince you*
- You: You know what, Logan is right I need time to think.
- *You get up and walk to your room with everyone following you but Logan who is giving you your space that you deserve*
- Kendall: Sweetie, where are you going.
- Carlos: Baby, don't leave me. I'll miss you too much.
- James: Cuite, come back and sit with me.
- You: Don't you turds understand I need some space and time to myself. It seems like Logan is the only one who understands!
- James/Kendall/Carlos: NO! I understand!
He holds his waterbottle like he has a secret.
Water you hiding, Draco?
(Source: captaindumbledore, via asssbutt)
awkward.
by nest… does he mean.. ok i’m done.
OMG. WHERE’S MY FAINTING COUCH? HAHAHAHAHA. I can’t even! He definitely knew what she was getting at, or else he wouldn’t have said ‘so warm’ twice. Epic tweet is epic!
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sarahthevampyrslyr: hardmanmurr:
CAN ANYONE OUT THERE HELP ME BREATHE
I love life.
BAHAHAHAHA. It was only 12:16AM when she created this monster! Imagine what it would’ve looked like if it was done any further into the early hours of the morning! THE HORROR.
(Source: legendarymurr)
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This Looks Shopped of the Day: About a Girl.
Context.
[thd.]
LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN PANERA. OH MY GOD. KURT BIEBER. JUSTIN COBAIN.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9bkdmn2BI1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
This Looks Shopped of the Day: About a Girl.
[thd.]
LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN PANERA. OH MY GOD. KURT BIEBER. JUSTIN COBAIN.
